Things I would rather be doing instead of this…
A. Drive a car
I have a phobia about driving and controlling large machinery.
B. Sit through an interview
Its the worse - but its much better than this.
C. Horseback riding
Why not? Last time I did it I was five and I know a handsome man who’ll join me.
D. Re-live the time I burnt myself with an iron in preschool
I’d need to acquire a pair of doll’s underpants first.
E. Go to university to study engineering
Provided I didn’t have to do any actual work to get there in the first place.
F. Call that man who offered to clean my house for free, only if I watch him do it naked
True story.
G. Call the woman who thought it was a good idea to set the above up
Miss you housemate.
H. Anything, ANYTHING else than this right now.
…Its not that bad, but I’m going to keep this list for a time when I actually need it.
